i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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