I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
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