So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
well you can't waste a boner
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Just pee around me
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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