Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Nicole vs. Life
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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