Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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