Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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