Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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