he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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