dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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