meet me or not, i'm out of control
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
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