She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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