You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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