Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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