I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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