think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Randomize
