My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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