he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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