So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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