i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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