i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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