? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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