New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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