I've blown a few things in my day
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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