Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Congratulations! We have a period
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