The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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