Just fell off a train. Bad.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
