i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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