i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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