Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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