the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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