dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
The uberlube is also flammable
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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