Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
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Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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