Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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