He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Are we still banned from the library?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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