Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
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