Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize
