butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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