No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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