Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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