he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Small penises have feelings too.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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