The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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