I just made out with a guy for $7.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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