My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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