I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
where are you?
Hypothermia
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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