shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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