spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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