I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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