its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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