i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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