say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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