I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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