He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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